Coherent Ramblings.

no, really. EAT IT.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:00:39 -0400

Webster hands me a plastic food sandwich.

WEBSTER: Eat it.

ME: Okay.

I pretend to eat it.

WEBSTER: No, EAT it.

ME: … Okay.

I pretend again. Harder.

WEBSTER: (furious) NO!! REALLY EAT IT!!!

Over the course of a minute, I turn to the side and mimic eating the sandwich in such a way that I can systematically hide all the pieces in my hand. Webster nods.

WEBSTER: Good. Now poop it out.

I heart this blog.

HAAAY I got ombré-d. Also, this seems to be the picture for my...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:02:17 -0400

HAAAY I got ombré-d. Also, this seems to be the picture for my yet-unwritten book. Wtf? #nofilter

That time when Bella thought she was going with us to...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:00:10 -0400

That time when Bella thought she was going with us to #smorgasburg. 😔 Snapped by @hanachoe

@smorgasburg spoils today. Ahi tuna cucumber and braised short...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:56:07 -0400

@smorgasburg spoils today. Ahi tuna cucumber and braised short rib tacos! Yum yum!

Another fun filled weekend in the city of my dreams. One things...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:12:21 -0400

Another fun filled weekend in the city of my dreams. One things for sure: this is a city full of ‘do-ers’. That suits me.
#workinfortheweekend #nycsummer #dumbo (at Brooklyn Bridge Park Pebble Beach)

Yum town Sunday @smorgasburg #nyc #dumbo (at Smorgasburg DUMBO)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:19:31 -0400

Yum town Sunday @smorgasburg #nyc #dumbo (at Smorgasburg DUMBO)

In a sea of idiotic drunk NYU students, there is this. @classixx...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:47:04 -0400

In a sea of idiotic drunk NYU students, there is this. @classixx you guys killed it. One for the old school ravers. Danceypants, w/ @lindsayw_nyc @jbneat

This is what you get: your bf tryin’ to give you a little...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:43:38 -0400

This is what you get: your bf tryin’ to give you a little belly when you eat at his restaurant. W/ @lindsayw_nyc

#postalservice amazingness @barclayscenter. Mid-20’s...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:24:32 -0400

#postalservice amazingness @barclayscenter. Mid-20’s nostalgia errywhere. W/ @lindsayw_nyc

Woooooooot #postalservice. It’s my mid-20’s dream...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:48:55 -0400

Woooooooot #postalservice. It’s my mid-20’s dream come true w/ @lindsayw_nyc

Courtesy of @snrandell

Betsey and #Bellabear playtime. Best neighbor fwends.....

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:07:50 -0400

Betsey and #Bellabear playtime. Best neighbor fwends.. @raigeholbrook @jorfs_world

obamaischeckingyouremail: Bonus: Obama Is Checking Your...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:47:06 -0400

obamaischeckingyouremail:

Bonus: Obama Is Checking Your Luggage

Hooray! I smell the salt and have my feet in the sand and there...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 13:47:38 -0400

Hooray! I smell the salt and have my feet in the sand and there is no cement or honking horns and I am a very blissful lady right now. W/ @jackson0982 (at Far Rockaway Beach -90th St)

💜💜💜💜💜💜 #polica w/ @shutupjori

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:38:50 -0400

💜💜💜💜💜💜 #polica w/ @shutupjori

My love, #polica killing it. (at Brooklyn Bowl)

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:34:01 -0400

My love, #polica killing it. (at Brooklyn Bowl)

Storytime: whilst walking Bella after I got out of work...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:15:25 -0400

Storytime: whilst walking Bella after I got out of work yesterday in front of my house, 4 black SUVs roll up and a huge security detail comes out. In the middle car mayor Bloomberg hops out. It startled me so much that I stopped to let him by w/ his crew. He told me hello and said my dog was cute. That’s right: my dog has Official NYC Mayoral Endorsement. (He’s the shorty in the middle)

Dear Matt, thnx for singing your effing heart out for 1.5 hours...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 01:10:46 -0400

Dear Matt, thnx for singing your effing heart out for 1.5 hours & for then coming back out on stage after your encore to sing an acoustic version of crybaby. You rule. #thenational (at Barclays Center)

The National w/ @snrandell & @itsmefi . You know, 50 feet...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:20:09 -0400

The National w/ @snrandell & @itsmefi . You know, 50 feet from my house. (at Barclays Center)

Morning times with my best girl. #bellabear

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 11:00:02 -0400

Morning times with my best girl. #bellabear

Tacos outta a VW. Super fun and yum place. Thanks @bybridges ....

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:51:35 -0400

Tacos outta a VW. Super fun and yum place. Thanks @bybridges . :-) (at Tacombi at Fonda Nolita)