December 2011
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Things Said in Your Hometown While Home for...
1.) “You don’t ever want to have kids? I’ve never even imagine that for myself. It’s kind of selfish.” (Ed. note: How is polluting the earth with children that I’m not ready to have and support selfish?)
2.) “Oh, you don’t look anything like you did in high school.” (Ed. Note: Um thanks, I need to progress, so that’s good).
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"It's not all blood and gore, I love space too."
That was a soundbite from yours truly.
I was taking a break from cramming for this accounting final to catch up with one of my besties prior to coming to Austin this weekend. Context: my friends call me - ’insert-your-name-here-pedia’ because of the random knowledge base inside my head. The internet has satiated this weird quirk of mine to endlessly research things that I find...
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Sigh. Mi Vida Loca.
One final left and……I’m headed down to the police station to look at a lineup.
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Review of Date Night.
My date was mleh, but I guess it was good to get out and try.
Here are the reasons:
- He ended up being a full-time, college-educated waiter. Sorry, but I’m done with those dudes.
- He talked about his ex-gf alot and how they recently broke up. Fine, he needs a friend BUT he also shared with me very personal details about her struggle with depression - which was totally NOT appropriate...
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"You Can't Trust Him."
Romney apparently thought he’d get a nice photo opp with a Vietnam vet.
Turned out that vet was a married, gay man who asked a real question.
My favorite part: “Asked why he felt so strongly about Romney’s response, Garon said: “Because I’m gay, alright? And I happen to love a man just like you probably love your wife. Alright? And I think that he or she or whatever are entitled to...
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BOSTON - WHAT. THE. FUCK?!@#$*oi%&(
This srsly just happened to me:
I was walking home from the pharmacy and i heard what sounded strangely like a dog yelping. I ran to the sound and some dude is clocking this small asian women in the face trying to steal her purse and beating the shit out of her. She falls. I yell at him and he starts running with this purse. I chase him screaming with my big backpack on. A security guard hears...
Butterflies.
I have a real, live date tonight. This is the first proper one in a long time.
Butterflies in the tummy.
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