Webster hands me a plastic food sandwich.
WEBSTER: Eat it.
I pretend to eat it.
WEBSTER: No, EAT it.
ME: … Okay.
I pretend again. Harder.
WEBSTER: (furious) NO!! REALLY EAT IT!!!
Over the course of a minute, I turn to the side and mimic eating the sandwich in such a way that I can systematically hide all the pieces in my hand. Webster nods.
WEBSTER: Good. Now poop it out.
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